The other day I was putting all three boys in the bath. Ryan was the first one in and I asked him about the temperature of the water. He told me first that it was just right until he sat down. With a completely straight face, looks up to me with his big blue eyes and said, "Mom, according to my penis, the water is too hot! When the water is too cold, it goes in and it's too hot so it's sticking out." I have no idea how to respond to something like that.